He's big, he's black, he's got buttons that I know just how to push to make him groan.
He's everything I ever wanted and didn't know I wanted.
The way he makes me feel, like I can accomplish things before I never thought possible.
He's the one I have been waiting for, the one I can't live without.
So goodbye old reliable, you've been great while I was waiting for The One.
But even you know you don't compare.
He's a machine.
My mother-in-law can have her little one back.
My Vita-Mix is here.